Who's your favorite person?
And do you know them personally?
Maybe he's a she
And she's a reject, she's just like me
Does it make your bones break
When you're sitting thinking of them?
Does it make your cold heart seize
Again, again, again, again, again?
I've got blu-tack on my back
Got it signed with personal thanks
Take it down, you bet I daren't
I'm hanging over like a poster parent
Wanna know he's mine
And that he'll never cheat on me
'Cause everywhere I go
His face is all that I can see
Maybe it's just he's more
Popular than I assumed
Maybe I'll go one better
I'll get his stone cold heart exhumed right now
Boyfriend, don't try to stop me
Boyfriend, I love you equally
Boyfriend, but this is inherent
Boyfriend, I need my poster parent