I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas please
Fold 'em let 'em hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it)
LoveGame intuition play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if its not rough it isn't fun, fun
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(she's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
Thanks, EVERYBODY. No, seriously, EVERYBODY. EVER. IN THE WORLD. I've got an email from the Dalai Lama here all "Why isn't 'Poker Face' on Queerics?"
Blah blah fantasizing about a woman. I link you to Wikipedia because the wanktastic wikiprose of "a metaphor for her vulva" is killing my shit.