Limp Wrist, "I Love Hardcore Boys, I Love Boys Hardcore"
(2004)
Tight pants and wallet chains
Hooded sweats and Adidas drive me insane
Dreadlocked crusties are hot and can't be beat
Just double up the condom and stay away from their feet
I love hardcore boys, I love boys hardcore
Bi-hawks and studs are really hot
Emo kids whine, but I'll give 'em a shot
Tight pants-skinheads with bodies that stack
This whole damn scene makes my eyes roll back
I love hardcore boys, I love boys hardcore
I love hardcore boys, it's too good to be true
One on one or the whole damn crew
It's all exciting for us so let's give it a whirl
I love hardcore boys 'cause they make my toes curl
Romulan-looking Justin clones got style
But sports-wearing edgers are who we'd like to pile
After being with a peace punk in black
We're definite that you're never turning back
I love hardcore boys, I love boys hardcore
Thanks,
Luka!
Oh, god, don't
encourage the crusties.