Feels like I'm falling, I've been falling for a mile
Took time to realize I've been falling for your smile
Love's a cliché
Love's a cliché
Well hey
So dark and dreamy
So vapid and benign
Feel like I'm melting
Like the Lurpac butter guy
Took time to realize I've been melting when you sigh
Love's a cliché
Love's a cliché
Well hey
So sweet and creamy
The taste it doesn't part
Feel like a captive who's just waiting 'til he dies
Took time to realize I'm held captive by your eyes
Love's a cliché
Love's a cliché
Well hey
So soft and bleaching
How the passion leaves you dry
Get down, get together
Get to your get-together
Get down, don't be tethered
Wear high heels and a feather
Get down, get together
This break is so irrelevant
Still irrelevant now
Seemed we were happy, we were almost satisfied
But I'm a cynic and you don't go out with guys
Love's a cliché
Love's a cliché, well hey
Love's a cliché
Thanks, Weed! I love the twist in the last verse--SOMEONE is queer in this song, but we don't know who!