Boys had better beware
You could seem to color your hair
Or on a wig, you already spent
All the dough to cover your rent
But not so cool man
If you care, for all the
Other boys caught in your
Bleach job hair
And girls better beware
Boys, you better, you better
Boys had better beware
You could seem a wasted affair
And like a bitch you already spent
All the dough you promised your friends
But not so cool man if you care
For all the other boys caught
In your bleach job hair
And girls you better beware
Boy you better, you better
Boys said
She had
Like God's hands
Amen
Oh man it's not fair
To all the other boys caught
In your bleach job hair
And girls you better beware
Boys, you better, you better
Thanks, Ellie!
We're seeing some gender-bending here, but it's all too Morrissey-esque to clarify further. Daaamn you, Morrissey!