Girls just wanna have fun
but gay boys wanna come all night!
Worship dancefloors
Wanna be media whores
Porn flick, homemade
Jailbait, rough trade
Backseat, my car
sucking off a film star
I wanna be a gay boy
All fun playboy
Look at my tight top
Fake tan and short crop
I don't wanna be straight--
football makes me masturbate!
Sex in saunas
Endless traumas
Fahrenheit Calvin
Habitat shelving
Make friends, break friends
Live for fashion trends
I wanna be a gay boy
All fun playboy
Look at my tight top
Fake tan and short crop
I, I can be gay
And you, you can be led astray!
Boys keep swinging
And I'll keep winning
Sat on a pile of cash
Ingenious marketing plan
Drag queen exploits Japan
I wanna be a gay boy
All fun playboy
Look at my tight top
Fake tan and short crop
Thanks, Jess! Futon = amazing.