Dana loves Rachel and Max likes Bruce
And Rob once sucked some random guy's dick
And Serena and Tom once got it on
Before he had Tina, Mac and John
But Nate
Nate is straight
Nate is straight
And that's just great
He spends hours in the bathroom morning, noon and night
And his friends are all girls and his jeans are all tight
And he likes to horse around with all the pretty boys
He's always in the market for some new sex toys
'Cause Nate
Nate is straight
Nate is straight
And that's just great
In his flaming white leather belt and lovely long curls
He's the karaoke queen on the stage at Pearl's
He's a real Vermonter and not really a jock
Still he'll never feel the thrill of cock
Of cock
No, 'cause Nate
Nate is straight
Nate is straight
Nate is straight
In fact he's on a date
With this girl named Kate
But that's okay
Kate is totally gay
Just thought we'd let you know
'Cause lots of people ask
Aw, I love the Smittens. That IS just great. Without the occasional heterosexual we'd all be screwed.