Hey guess who, I rode the short bus
Hey guess who, I wore cowboy boots to school
Hey guess who, my hair was big and my skin sucked
Hey guess who, I ate my lunch alone
I was the last one picked for the team
Shirts or skins, you know you couldn't find me
I got a blue ribbon at the science fair
I wasn't cool enough, I wasn't hip enough for your clique to share
I am the freak, I am the fag, I am the weirdo one you couldn't stand
I am the geek, I am the nerd, you beat me up when I was ten
So what, I played with dolls, I played with dolls
So what, I played with dolls, I played with dolls
I played with dolls, I played with dolls
You got straight A's while I was trying not to fail
You were at the dance, I was home watching Barbara Mandrell
The yearbook called you the most likely to succeed
Well I was sick that day, my photo's nowhere to be seen
I am the freak, I am the fag, I am the weirdo one you couldn't stand
I am the geek, I am the nerd, you beat me up when I was ten
So what, I played with dolls, I played with dolls
So what, I played with dolls, I played with dolls
I played with dolls, I played with dolls
Hey guess who, you don't remember me
Hey guess who, you're singing to my song right now
You see it's you I have to thank for this birth
It's true what they say, the meek shall inherit the earth
I am the freak, I am the fag, I am the weirdo one you couldn't stand
I am the geek, I am the nerd, you beat me up when I was ten
So what, I played with dolls, I played with dolls
So what, I played with dolls, I played with dolls
I am the freak, I am the fag, I am the weirdo one you couldn't stand
I am the geek, I am the nerd, you beat me up when I was ten
So what, I played with dolls, I played with dolls
So what, I played with dolls, I played with dolls
So what, I played with dolls, I played with dolls
So what, I played with dolls, I played with dolls
I played with dolls, I played with dolls
I played with dolls, I played with dolls
Thanks, Dru!
Screw you all! I love cowboy boots!