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Gravy Train!!!!, "You Made Me Gay"

I got something to say (what?)
I'm kinda gay (yeah?)
I like to get paid and have sex for days (no!)
So listen up ladies
I like guys and hate babies
If you get me real drunk
I'll go for the junk in the trunk
You want me bigtime, I only want you minitime
But then I see Matt Dillon and I want it hugetime
You open up your lips and try to seal my doom
So I make a beeline straight to the men's room

I thought you were cute
I thought your ass was fine
But then I took down your pants
And I said "never mind"

Don't even try to play me bitch
Don't even try to front
You think that you want dong
But I know you want wet cunt

And there you go
Being all sick
Are you stupid, girl?
Of course I want the dick

Stop lying, ho
You know that you want it

No I don't!
Yes you do! Just admit it! Admit it!
You made me gay, girl, you made me gay, girl!

Are you gay?
Hey, you made me gay

I thought you liked it that way
Naw, bitch, I'm gay

I thought you liked it that way
No, ho, I'm fucking gay
You made me gay, girl, you made me gay, girl

You ain't gay
Hey, you made me gay
Stop jockin' me girl
Why can't you see?
There's a million guys
That are dying to screw me

I see how it is Hunx
I don't give you a boner
When I'm through with your ass
It will be in a coma

You have the ass
You have the titty
But there's something in my pants
That makes me wanna go to the shitty city

But menz ain't got no pussy
They ain't got no vagina
I'm through with you gay boys
Drop outta mankind-a

You got Willy Wonka up in your underwear
And I like honey 'cause I'm a little bear

Well I only pursued you 'cause I heard that you had girth
But now I wish yo silly momma had never given birth

Go gay, girl, it's so much better
I like the cheese, yeah, I like the cheddar

Your cock ain't nothing anyway I'd rather suck a dog off
And I'll just use a cucumber to get my fucking rocks off

There's so many girls and there's so many guys
It's hard to decide, when I like chicken thighs

You're missing out on hot ass humps 'cause I spread legs like anthrax
And Kenny G type blowjobs 'cause I play a mean skin sax

For today go ahead and do me that way
But I made up my mind, silly ho, I'm gay

Well maybe I should change my ways and stick to only ladies
'Cause I hate shitty menz and I don't want shitty babies

Thanks, Sarina!

As usual, italics indicate a second voice--in this case, a lady named Chunx.