I had a friend called Joe
When friends were hard to find
He had a restless soul
And something on his mind
One day I went away
And then returned to the scene
Not to find restless Joe no
But to find Josephine
I asked her what her game was
She said Joe had left the scene
I asked her what her name was
And she said
"They call me Josephine"
It took a while to click
But then I got the gist
The girl by my side
Was the guy I'd missed
I took her for a beer
To talk about old times
Just to find that beer
Was now a sweet white wine
I asked her what her game was
She said Joe had left the scene
I asked her what her name was
And she said
"They call me Josephine"
So we talked all night
And I just can't pretend
Although I lost old Joe
I got a new girlfriend
I asked her what her game was
She said Joe had left the scene
I asked her what her name was
And she said
"They call me Josephine"
I asked her what her game was
She said Joe had left the scene
I asked her what her name was
And she said
"They call me Josephine"
Now, I'm not keeping track as carefully as I should be, but I don't believe there are a lot of songs where the tranny gets the guy.