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Screeching Weasel, "I Wanna Be A Homosexual"
(1995)

I've got a little lisp, and I've been working on my limp wrist
Women are a drag, I think I wanna be a faggot, man
A mincing ninny, prancing fairy, merry little queen
A Bruce LaBruce wet dream, a nancy boy with wings

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be

Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass
You rub your little thing, when you see phony dykes in Penthouse magazine
So what's the difference Mr. Cream Rinse, you just need a man
A beefy leather fag, to take you out in drag oh yeah

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be

Call me a faggot, call me a butt loving, fudge packing queer
But I don't care 'cause it's the straight in straight-edge
That makes me wanna drink a beer and be a pansy, and be a homo

Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass
You rub your puny thing, when you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the street
Who wears short shorts? You wear short shorts
You're so full of shit
Why don't you admit that you don't have the balls to be a queer

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be a homosexual


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