I'm lying on your bathroom floor
Staring at your ceiling tiles
Running through your door
You're running through my head
Running through your door
At first you were a dream, but now you're a nightmare
I'm sitting in a first class seat
Staring at the movie
Drinking my juice neat
You think you've got me beat
Running to that heat
At first you were a dream, but now you're a nightmare
You went away on a holiday
With somebody gay
But you won't say who
You went away on a holiday
With somebody gay
You think this is a holiday
You think this is a romance
You think that we are A-OK
But baby we've got no chance
Incognito at the Blue Suede Bar
Know your secret now
I've watched you from afar
I'm taking up your trail
You know I'll never fail
At first you were a dream, but now you're a nightmare
You went away on a holiday
With somebody gay
But you won't say who
You went away on a holiday
With somebody gay
You think this is a holiday
You think this is a romance
You think that we are A-OK
Well baby we've got no chance
No chance, no chance, no no no no chance
You can call me up if you want to
I'll dance like Chevy Chase in the video
I'm crawling on your bedroom floor
Staring at you sleeping
Coming back for more
I'm gonna end this war
I wanna hear you roar
At first I was your dream, but now I'm your nightmare
You went away on a holiday
With somebody gay
But you won't say who
You went away on a holiday
With somebody gay
But you won't say who
You went away on a holiday
With somebody gay
But you won't say who
You went away on a holiday
With somebody gay
Do you think this is a holiday?
Do you think this is a romance?
Do you think that we are A-OK?
Well baby we've got no chance
Holy paranoia, Batman!