I've got a new balloon
It's like an animal, dude
It's like a big surprise
In your damn blue eyes
I've got a new balloon
It's like an animal, dude
It's like a big surprise
In your damn blue eyes
You say you can't be wrong
As long as it turns me on
All right, hold tight
Got some devils for tonight
Not for the feeble-hearted
Oh boy, so let's get started
The love that you provide
Won't loosen up tonight
I got (so what?)
Is that the way you turn it up?
Tonight I'm sealed in plastic
The toy that makes you spastic
No options, feel ashamed
Surreal and way detained
My man (goddamn)
There's no need to understand
It's you that makes me frantic
My friends are all electric
You say you can't be wrong
As long as it turns me on
All right, hold tight
Got some devils for tonight
Tonight I'm sealed in plastic
The toy that makes you spastic
I've got a new balloon
I've got a new balloon
I've got a new balloon
It's like an animal, dude
It's like a big surprise
In your damn blue eyes
I've got a new balloon
It's like an animal, dude
It's like a big surprise
In your damn blue eyes
You say you can't be wrong
As long as it turns me on
All right, hold tight
Got some devils for tonight
Not for the feeble-hearted
Oh boy, so let's get started
The love that you provide
Won't loosen up tonight
I got (so what?)
Is that the way you turn it up?
Tonight I'm sealed in plastic
The toy that makes you spastic
Alyssa and Jess are totally awesome for helping me with the lyrics to this one. You know who else is totally awesome? TNT Jackson, for responding to Alyssa's message and sending her the correct lyrics. (It would never have even occurred to me to ask, because I'm Too Old For Web 2.0. This is why Queerics would be screwed without sexy bastards like you.)