Oh I wish I had a boyfriend
I wish I had a loving man in my life
I wish I had a father
And maybe then I would've turned out right
But now I'm just crazy I'm totally mad
Yeah I'm just crazy I'm fucked in the head
And maybe if I really tried with all of my heart
Then I could make a brand new start in love with you
Oh I wish I had a sun tan
I wish I had a pizza and a bottle of wine
I wish I had a beach house
Then we could make a big fire every night
Instead I'm just crazy I'm totally mad
Yeah I'm just crazy I'm fucked in the head
And maybe if I really tried with all of my heart
Then I could make a brand new start in love with you
Thanks, Charleh!
She also found the hardcore gay edit of the music video for this song, which is simultaneously EXTREMELY not worksafe and very, very sweet.