She wishes her boyfriend looked more like Noel Fielding
She wishes her boyfriend looked more like a girl
She wishes her boyfriend had cheekbones that cut you
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world
And she wishes her boyfriend had David Bowie catsuits
She wishes her boyfriend wore an Elizabethan ruff
She wishes her boyfriend used Nicky Clarke crimpers
She wishes her boyfriend wasn't so tough
River Island, Dorothy Perkins, Gap, Ethel Austin
Topshop, Topshop, Topshop, Topshop, Topshop, Topshop, Topshop, Topshop
Hey, glam, who's your man or who's your girl? I cannot tell
Stack-heels, what's the deal? Are you keeping it safe or are you keeping it real, sir?
Hey, Joe, what do you know?
Cheese-cloth shirts are back in vogue, sir
Mod boy, have you seen us in plimsolls, genius
Hey, you, what you going through?
I get my shirts from Woolworths too, sir
OAP tell the truth, where d'ya get those furry boots, sir?
In, out, shake it all about--goths are out, they're in, they're out
Speeding up, it's getting frantic
Now I'm king of the new romantics
He wishes his girlfriend looked more like Noel Fielding
He wishes his girlfriend was king of the mods
He wishes his girlfriend looked more like a girlfriend
He wishes his girlfriend had legs like curtain rods
He wishes his girlfriend looked more like Noel Fielding
He wishes she was so easily amused
He wishes his girlfriend drank Bailey's on ice
He wishes he wasn't so damn confused
Hey, glam, who's your man or who's your girl? I cannot tell
Stack-heels, what's the deal? Are you keeping it safe or are you keeping it real, sir?
Hey, Joe, what do you know?
Cheese-cloth shirts are back in vogue, sir
Mod boy, have you seen us in plimsolls, genius
Hey, you, what you going through?
I get my shirts from Woolworths too, sir
OAOP tell the truth, where d'ya get those furry boots, sir?
In, out, shake it all about--goths are out, they're in, they're out
Speeding up, it's getting frantic
Now I'm king of the new romantics
She wishes her boyfriend looked more like Noel Fielding
He wishes his girlfriend looked more like Noel Fielding
She wishes her boyfriend looked more like Noel Fielding
He wishes his girlfriend looked more like Noel Fielding
Now love lies bleeding
Dru!
I suspect it's more integral to have a familiarity with Vince Noir than Noel Fielding to catch all the references here. (Though of course, it is a mixed-up, muddled-up, shook-up world.)