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My Robot Friend feat. Crasta Yo, "Swallow"
(2006)

Macho, sexy, not impressed
Chromosomes are triple X
Disrespectful, fucking hot
Hormonal melting pot

Boy-girl-boy-girl-boy-girl-boy-girl-boy-girl-boy-girl
boy-girl-boy-girl-boy-girl-boy-boy-girl-girl-boy-boy
girl-girl-boy-boy-girl-girl

I don't know what happened, I was looking for the bathroom
But this pitch black room must be the backroom
I can't see nothin', just hear the moaning
That scum must be testosterone
Straight, gay, bi, yo, what do you got?
What am I again? I forgot
I got back my eyes--there's a girl on a guy
on a girl on a girl on a guy on a guy
Now I'll change positions for my admission
To this live nocturnal emission

I swallowed everything you gave me
I swallowed everything you gave me

Nervous like a cat in heat
Masturbate with hands and feet
Oral, anal overdose
Fuck until you're comatose

Boy-girl-boy-girl etc.

Drive-by, metro, omnisexual
Homo, hetero, yo, I'm flexible
Horizontal, in a pile
Doggie, dragon, lotus-style
From beginner to advanced
Drop your hang-ups, drop your pants
It's all release and relaxation with no weird breakfast conversation

I swallowed everything you gave me
I swallowed everything you gave me

I swallowed everything you gave me
I swallowed everything you gave me


Sometimes, in my personal queeric-quests, I veto songs for being too gay. This one is seriously toeing the line.

Incidentally, I had to transcribe the damn lyrics myself, so you're on your own with all those boy-boy-girl-girls.