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Billie Myers, "Flexible"
(2000)

Jane Jane James Bond

Everybody's stuck in the middle
Win something for nothing
Original is nothing new
Everybody stares in the mirror
Looking for a partner
Let's look for something better to do

She's James Bond in a dress
Diamonds Forever are all she wears
Loaded and ready to go
Red is her color, a diva desire

He's Marlene in a suit
Walking the mermaid in thigh-high boots
Someone's wife that he met on the phone
She's user-friendly
She's taking him home

He's gay, he's straight
He's black and he's white
He'll be anything she wants him to be tonight
Barbie or boy and a little bit more
Loverboy to lovergirl
He's flexible
She's lovable
He's flexible
I'm flexible tonight

Jane Jane James Bond
Jane Jane James Bond
Jane Jane James Bond

I'm an angel dressed in drag
Dreaming the nightmares
You wish you'd had
Semi-sonic inside out
When you're gravity free
You don't have to shout

I'm gay, I'm straight
I'm black and I'm white
I'll be anything you want me to be tonight
Barbie or boy and a little bit more
Loverboy to lovergirl
I'm flexible
She's lovable
He's flexible
Adorable tonight

Jane Jane James Bond
Tonight
Jane Jane James Bond
Tonight
Jane Jane James Bond
Jane Jane James Bond

I'll be your father, your mother
Or teacher, a lover
From sinner, confesser
A naked cross-dresser
Who looks like the preacher
Barbie in leather
I'll even be your three speed vibrator

She's James Bond in a dress
Diamonds forever are all she wears
Sensational
Incredible
Remarkable
Remarked upon
She's flexible, flexible
He's straight

She's gay, she's straight
She's black and she's white
She'll be anything you want her to be tonight
Barbie or boy and a little bit more
Loverboy to lovergirl
I'm flexible
She's lovable
He's flexible
Adorable tonight

Jane Jane James Bond...
Are you flexible tonight?

Don't you know
There's always a chance
The world is not enough
He's a tuxedo angel crossdressing tonight

Thanks, Jess!