You say you've got to go home
'Cause he's sitting on his own again this evening
And I know you're gonna let him bore your pants off again
Oh now it's half past eight, you'll be late
You say you've never been sure
Though it makes good sense for you to live together
Still you bought a toy that can reach the places he never goes
And now it's getting late, he's so straight
Do you remember the first time?
I can't remember a worse time
But you know that we've changed so much since then, oh yeah, we've grown
Now I don't care what you're doing, no I don't care if you screw him
Just as long as you save a piece for me, oh yeah
You wanna go home
Well at least there's someone there that you can talk to
And you never have to face up to the night on your own
Jesus, it must be great to be straight
Do you remember the first time?
I can't remember a worse time
But you know that we've changed so much since then, oh yeah, we've grown
Now I don't care what you're doing, no I don't care if you screw him
Just as long as you save a piece for me, oh yeah
You wanna go home
Thanks, Weed!
Okay, so even if it's just a little wordplay, I get all excited when Jarvis Cocker even gets close to getting his gay on. PULP FANS UNDERSTAND.