Sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies
To a life of vice
I could make a film
And make you my star
You'd be a natural
The way you are
I would like you on
A long black leash
I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little sex dwarf
(Here, doggy, doggy)
We could make a scene
We'd be a team
Making the headlines
Sounds like a dream
When we hit the floor
You just watch them move aside
We will take them
For a ride of rides
They all love your
Miniature ways
You know what they say
About small boys
Sex dwarf
(Look it's so huge!)
We all look so good
We'll knock 'em cold
Knocking 'em cold
In Black and Gold
Isn't it nice
Sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies
To a life of vice
Sex dwarf
(We all look so good
We'll knock 'em cold
Knocking 'em cold
In Black and Gold)
Sex dwarf
Isn't it nice
Luring Disco Dollies
To a life of vice
Sex Dwarf
Sex Dwarf
Isn't it nice
Luring Disco Dollies
To a life of vice
Thanks, Dru! Man, I was really into Soft Cell for about a week in my hardcore adolescent "OMG BOYS PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH BOYS" days, and I totally missed the bi-craziness in this one.