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Butterfly Joe, "Don't Do This To Me Baby"
(2000)

I'm feeling terrible
I'm feeling bad
My boyfriend, he hurt me
And he hurt me bad
He threw a brick at my head
Lucky for me, he missed
And then he tied me to a tree
And tickled my wrists

Don't do this to me, baby
Don't do this to me, baby
You're driving me crazy
You're turning me blue

One day my baby tied me up
In my favorite chair
I couldn't move my arms or legs
And he just went into the kitchen and left me there
He came back about five hours later
And spoonfed me some strawberry Jello
And then he cut off my pants
And painted my knees yellow

Don't do this to me, baby
Don't do this to me, baby
You're driving me crazy
You're turning me blue

Now, back in the 1920s
When Warren G. Harding was running for the presidency of the United States
He said, and I quote
"Handshaking is the most pleasant thing that I can do"
Well, I feel the same way about my love
It's sad, but true

Don't do this to me, baby
Don't do this to me, baby
You're driving me crazy
You're turning me blue