Wow!
How cute! What a guy!
The kind that makes my mouth go dry
He turned around and flashed me a smile
While I pictured us walking down the aisle
But then just the other day
All I needed was to hear him say
That he yearned for a deeper connection
His lips parted upon the confession
He said
"Oh oh oh I want you
Oh oh oh I want you
Oh oh I want you with no protection"
Wow
How could I argue with that?
He'd gotten to me in five seconds flat
So hoping and trusting too
I took him home quick
I was wanting it too
We shed our clothes as we shut the door
And out from the bottom drawer
Female condoms--my predilection
But when he saw my selection
He said
"No no no I want you
No no no I want you
No no I want you with no protection"
Wow
How could I miss what he meant?
He suddenly seemed less intelligent
He said "If it's not spit then it's not love
So put away those penile gloves"
And I said
"No no no this won't do"
And I lost my erection
Now listen to me
Oh oh oh I want you
But no no no this won't do
No no I won't screw with no protection