If Neil Tennant was my lover
Would he meet my friends?
Would he call my name
When we're out on the dancefloors
Or would he just dance?
If Neil Tennant was my lover
Would he copy his keys?
Would he stand on his knees?
Or would he just tilt his head back
And leave me to ???
If Neil Tennant was my lover
Would he do me no harm?
Would he put on his charm?
Or would he just ??? and call me
One of his puppets?
If Neil Tennant was my lover
Would he... no, no
I don't think he would do that to me
Would he be my man
And stand up and fight for me?
Thanks, Sarina! There are gaps in these lyrics, because I fail at parsing adorable Swedish accents. If you can fill them in, contact me!
If Neil Tennant was your lover, you'd break up and he'd write cynical songs about you.